Posts tagged freshmen
Monarch Madness For Freshmen
Mar 18th
Get into the Monarch Madness Zone! If you are an incoming Monarch freshman or looking for the right university, this video will give you a fun overview of life at ODU.
ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL. PLZ READ IF YU ARE A FRESHMEN?
Mar 5th
Congrats…now you’re the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) DONT ever get to cocky about being in high school, your still at the bottom!
2) High School isn’t the same as any school experience. keep that in mind.
3) don’t ruin your reputation too early!
-Sex doesn’t make you cool & it won’t make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don’t go around bragging about it, no one cares; you’ll just look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
-dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.
-You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.! not a “freshie” – shut up, you sound like a queer
-Act your age NOT your shoe size, your still immature NO MATTER WHAT!
-If your a freshman girl dating a jr/sr guy MOST likely it’s not because your the shit, but MOST likely that he can’t get anyone his own age!
-Don’t walk around telling upperclassmen “you’re not all stupid freshman” we don’t care, we’re still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn’t look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
-Dont think you’re smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We’ve all done it.. so don’t be proud.
-Don’t post things like “FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ” on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
-DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
-Stop thinking you are the shit because nobody even knows you.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make “a variety of friends.”
-Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear “bracelets” in you’re ears because you think that you’re Hood
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won’t work.
-Don’t think that you have privacy now. Once you’re here.. Your business is everyone’s business.
-Don’t brag about how smart you are and how ÃÂý of your schedule is honors classes. thats just more work u have to go home and do.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days; you’re an idiot.
-Don’t try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
-Don’t tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/âÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂâÃÂÃÂsisters just taking you home.
-Don’t try to say you’re older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
-Your name is “the class of 13.” HAHA.. enough said.
-Don’t try to pull that shit “Well you were freshmen once…” STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the fuck up!
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend,you’ll never enjoy high school again, bitch.
-Don’t be a slut. This should be the number one rule.**
(Even thought most of the school are sluts they don’t put it on blast)
-DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven’t dropped yet. That’s why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don’t go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you’re lying.
–DONT THINK YOUR COOL BY TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS--DUMBASSES !
WE HATE U ALL!!
Welcome to hell. =]
Believe me—You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman…for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever!
=D
Sincerely,
The Classes of ‘10 ‘11 ‘12
All upperclassmen repost this
freshmen in highschool??
Mar 5th
I’m going to be a freshmen in high school.
people tell me high school is going to be the best years of my life…
really?? was it for you??
Apparently at my school every year, “freshmen suck”
why?? do they do it at your school too??
recently i’ve read a bulliten on myspace titled “freshmen are screwed”
i read it, and it made me feel pretty crappy…
wanna read it??
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
4) JOIN the choir class
5)Sex doesn’t make you cool & it won’t make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don’t go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
6)dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you’re a freshman.
7) You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a “freshie” – shut up, you sound like a queer
-8)Don’t walk around telling upperclassmen you’re not all stupid freshman, we don’t care, we’re still calling you one.
9)Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn’t look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on messing around just drop out you’re a lost cause and you’re really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
10) Dont think you’re smart because you filled up water botles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We’ve all done it.. so don’t be proud.
11) Don’t post things like “FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ” on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
12)DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
13)Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make “a variety of friends.
14)If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won’t work.
-15)Don’t think that you have privacy now. Once you’re here.. Your business is everyone’s business.
16)Don’t tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you’re an idiot.
17)Don’t try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
18)Dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them you have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
19)You’ll never be as hot as the ‘09, ‘10, ‘11 girls. So don’t try.
20)To all freshman guys, you can’t get with the class of ‘09 & ‘10 & ‘11 girls.
21) Don’t try to say you’re older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
22)Your name is “the class of 12.” HAHA.. enough said.
23)Don’ t try to pull that “Well you were freshmen once…” STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren’t anymore so shut up.
24)The day you mess with your boyfriend /girlfriend, you’ll never enjoy high school again.
25)Don’t be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
26) DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way
You WILL get hurt
27)To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven’t dropped yet. That’s why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don’t go around bragging how big you are. We all know you’re lying.
Welcome to hell
>=]
Believe me—You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman…for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion what so ever.
Sincerely,
Seniors ‘09
Juniors ‘10
Sophomores ‘11
- If you’re an upperclassman, repost this
not sayin that all pretains to me, but…
and i know a lot of people at the highschool are pot heads and drink…and while i’m being honest..people like that intimidate me.
so, is high school really worth it??
people at that school will actually do some of those things up there ^ too… =/
is this true about seniors and freshmen?
Mar 2nd
Dear Freshmen,
Congrats….now you’re the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool
2) Everyone does hate you
3) You are annoying
4) You will be abused
First off:
- Sex doesn’t make you cool & it won’t make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don’t go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school
- Dont brag about the number of seniors you know.
The more you brag, the more we can tell you’re a freshman
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a “freshie” – shut up, you sound like a queer
- Don’t walk around telling upperclassmen you’re not all stupid freshman, we don’t care, we’re still calling you one
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn’t look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on messing around just drop out you’re a lost cause and you’re really not that cool.
people talk down about you behind your back
- Dont think you’re smart because you filled up water botles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We’ve all done it.. so don’t be proud
- Don’t post things like “FINALLY A FRESHIE!! LOLZZZ” on myspace.
If anything, you suck big time
-Don’t think you’re the **** because you’ve gone to one drinking party…seriously…we’ve all done it
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you and look at you like youre dumb
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make “a variety of friends”
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won’t work
- Don’t think that you have privacy now. Once you’re here.. Your business is everyone’s business
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you’re an idiot
- Don’t try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables (unless invited).
You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor
- Dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them you have to go meet your friends in the sr.
parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters are just taking you home
- You’ll never be as hot as the ‘09, ‘10, girls.
So don’t try
- To all freshman guys, you can’t get with the class of ‘09 & ‘10 girls
- Don’t try to say you’re older than you really are.
The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you
-Don’t try to back talk to upper classmen…you don’t mess with them.
they don’t mess with you
- Your name is “the class of 12.
” enough said
-Don’ t try to pull that “Well you were freshmen once…” STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren’t anymore so shut up
-At a pep rally…don’t think you’re class is the ****. you will be booed….and you will be made fun of. you are now fish.
therefor you will be treated that way
-The day you mess around with your boyfriend /girlfriend, you’ll never enjoy high school again
- Don’t be a slut.
This should be the number one rule
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way
-You WILL get hurt
-Keep your immaturity in middle school, no one wants it when you enter the big-house
-YOU BETTER KNOW YOUR SPOT AT THE FOOTBALL GAMES
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven’t dropped yet. That’s why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don’t go around bragging how big you are.
We all know you’re lying
Welcome to hell 
Believe me—You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman…for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion what so ever
Sincerely,
Seniors ‘09
Juniors ‘10
sophomores’11
i hang out with seniors sometimes. they really like me. but im 10 and have 4 big bros. 14 15 18 24…..
also i sit in the front row at football games with seniors
Among 500 freshmen pursuing a business degree at a university, 311 are enrolled in an economics course, 205 ar?
Dec 27th
Among 500 freshmen pursuing a business degree at a university, 311 are enrolled in an economics course, 205 are enrolled in a mathematics course, and 138 are enrolled in both an economics and a mathematics course. What is the probability that a freshman selected at random from this group is enrolled in
(a) An economics and/or a mathematics course?
(b) Exactly one of these two courses?
(c) Neither an economics course nor a mathematics course?